Memories of Noaiah

[melfice]

<Melfice> Return to Noaiah, huh?
<Melfice> what is the current situation?
<GM> then the party returned to Yellow Spot, only to find it was burned down by the elves
<Melfice> Damm them!
<Melfice> They'll pay for it!
<GM> heh
* Melfice builds up anger...
<GM> lol
<GM> well
<GM> the question is do you want to do fighting or RPing?
<Melfice> Where are we now?
<Melfice> It depends on the situation...
<GM> well, the situatiion is
<GM> there are a bunch of elves around the caves still
<GM> which is your only way of continuing east
<Melfice> I see...
<GM> but then theree
<GM> *there's the town
<GM> which is burned down, and you could search for survivors, etc.
<Melfice> i guess that the main target of the party now is going to the east...
<Melfice> And that they don't care for survivors.,..
<GM> Beo sorta did
<GM> he was like "so I dont have a g/f anymore!? it can't be true!"
<GM> lol
<Melfice> Then, we can look for her!
<GM> you're at the town now
<GM> the cave (which Omeshada called a "crypt") collapsed totally
<GM> and just became rubble
<Melfice> Oh.. i see... And all i see is the town burning...
<Melfice> Damm! bay bay to investigating the Noaiah plates crushing...
<GM> yeah
<Melfice> Well, i'll try and look for The girl...
<GM> you could still investigate around there
<GM> and be sneaky
<GM> or look for the girl
<GM> or whatever
<Melfice> Okay, i'll be sneaky and look for the girl..
<GM> ok lets go
<Melfice> Are there elves in the town?
<GM> nope
<GM> they all left it
<Melfice> So screaming is allowed...
<GM> you look around and find yourself at a fork in the road, one side leads to the more commercial side of town the other to the neighborhoods
<GM> yeah
<Melfice> To the neighborhoods
<Melfice> BECKYY!!!!!!!!!
<GM> *silence*
<Melfice> Damm it!
<GM> you see a man with 5 spears in his body.... gross..
<Melfice> Agh!... My home!
<Melfice> Must go to my house!
<GM> you run up the stairs, and find your house not even in existence anymore
<Melfice> Damm it! !!!!!
* Melfice stomps angry
<Melfice> I swear i'll kill em!
* Melfice moves to the comercial site of the town...
<GM> you find a man impaled upon a large stick..
<Melfice> And then, i take a peek
<Melfice> Ugh!
<GM> you can't really tell who it is...
<Melfice> Damm...
<GM> you see him turn around, and you can see that it is Don..
<GM> he's still alive!
<Melfice> Hey! hold on!
<GM> Don: *eyes begin to roll into back of head*
<Melfice> (is it so bad that he cannot be saved?)
<Melfice> Don!
<Melfice> Resist!
<Melfice> Where is Becky?
<GM> Don: took.... bec.....damn.....my.......soul...........
<GM> *don dies*
<Melfice> So... Becky has been taken...
<Melfice> Rest In Peace...
<GM> (but why?) hmm...
* Melfice turns and sees the city a last time...
<GM> nothing....
<Melfice> I'll get my revenge for this!

:: Buries Don, and returns to the party ::

I could do little to save anybody... :: Punches the ground angrily...::

::Beo:: but where is Becca?

She has been taken by the elves... Probably to make experiments to her... or who knows...

::Beo:: Is she?... I never got a chance to say her anything

::Yukiko:: Is she dead?

I don't know... but probably not.

::Thinks...:: Return to Noaiah?.... I guess that it will be just a superstition... like the legend of the Mother of all living things of the lands of the west... Or, the legend of the God creator of the people of the north... yet... Omeshada looked very conviced that he'd return to "Noaiah" I wish we had him as an ally...

[Dragonrider]

lost the post on accident, but overall:
The party approaches the destroyed cavern, and realize it is just a pool of magma now.. It seemed to have been destroyed by something other than Omeshada. Maybe Noaiah's Plates? It seemed that an Earthquake occured. The party found an etching on the ground with the letters in an ancient tongue. They looked like
"(TA|\D|EA("
Then, they got to the town of Terrania, a port to cross the ocean. They persuaded a gay captain to take them to the Eastern continents. They ended up feeding him to a sea monseter. Thats about it.

[Xellos]

I have it, here:


Highlight of night: Beog etting nekkid for gay captain XD

The Cart SNIPER: TODAY'S MISSION: Reach the Atlantis Ocean, and cross it to the east
BeowulfCav: o_O
BeowulfCav: great
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: Wow
BeowulfCav: now we need potions any way to buy any? AHA AHAHAHA ^^;
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: *Flies off*
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: :-p
Shinigamisama85: mission aknowledged. commencing operation.
The Cart SNIPER: everyone is dead retard
The Cart SNIPER: lol
Nabiki87: lol
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: Cav...
BeowulfCav: yay
Nabiki87: yeah
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: The town is gone. The shop is gone.
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: THINK
Nabiki87: so?
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: WHERE DO WE GET POTIONS?
The Cart SNIPER: you approach the rubble site where the cavern collapsed
Nabiki87: what about that traveling merchant? *ppoints8
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: Other then psycho bitch over there.
BeowulfCav: then lets steal remainders of the store!
Shinigamisama85: i shall name it Operation Swimyerway2Victory
The Cart SNIPER: and see no sign of elves
BeowulfCav: there has to be stuff lying around!
BeowulfCav: BUWAHAHA
Nabiki87: we'll buy 15 normal pots off of u, and 10 fcranberries
The Cart SNIPER: ok
The Cart SNIPER: you have it now
Nabiki87: *holds I-No's guitar to DR's neck*
Nabiki87: good ^^
Shinigamisama85: jack some more!
Shinigamisama85: its free
The Cart SNIPER: no more
The Cart SNIPER: or I'll beat your pounkass :-)
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: LOL
Shinigamisama85: is that a threat?
Nabiki87: I-no will beat urs [img]tongue.gif[/img]
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: Pounkass!
Shinigamisama85: wanna take it outside?
Nabiki87: don't mess w/da GGXX masta of the board
The Cart SNIPER: lol
BeowulfCav: LMAO
The Cart SNIPER: now then
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: What then... PONK!
Nabiki87: shini will pwnz0r joo [img]tongue.gif[/img]
The Cart SNIPER: LOL
Shinigamisama85: Please continue giving your wise commands, sir!
The Cart SNIPER: all you see is a pit of magma where the cavern -used- to be
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: Ponk, what then?
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: Cool
Nabiki87: hm
BeowulfCav: wow magam
BeowulfCav: magma*
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: What happens when we throw Cav in?
Nabiki87: want me to freeze it sow e can go in?
The Cart SNIPER: lol
The Cart SNIPER: Melfice walks out
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: I knew it!
The Cart SNIPER: and makes a good observation:
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: He is Satan!
The Cart SNIPER: LOL
Shinigamisama85: hes immune to fire?
The Cart SNIPER: not from the magma retard
Nabiki87: lol
Shinigamisama85: from lava? volcano? flames?
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: LOL
Nabiki87: lets find out:
Nabiki87: Fiyaa ball!
The Cart SNIPER: *walks UP
Nabiki87: [img]tongue.gif[/img]
The Cart SNIPER: if Omeshada destroyed the cavern, then it wouldn't have made a huge hole in the ground
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: I was kidding about the of mighty asshole of a god.
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: Why not?
Shinigamisama85: omeshada..... cav's one and only true love
Nabiki87: lol
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: It could have been fun?
The Cart SNIPER: because all he did was tear downt he walls
Nabiki87: lets not start that again lol
The Cart SNIPER: *down the
Shinigamisama85: alright, lets investigate
Shinigamisama85: cav, on inside and check things out
The Cart SNIPER: you see a large crack in the ground
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: Hell he would have had fun punching a large hole in the ground.
BeowulfCav: *goes to investigate*
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: I know I would have had.
The Cart SNIPER: soon you feel and after shake of what seemed to be an earthquake that had occurred
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: TWISTER!!!
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: ...
The Cart SNIPER: ...
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: I mean EARTHQUAKE!!!
Nabiki87: er
Nabiki87: can we keep going?
Nabiki87: we late alrdy
The Cart SNIPER: yeah, tiny aftershake
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: Yea
The Cart SNIPER: you begin to cross the pit
Nabiki87: I'd like to pwnz0r some peeps ww/my new magic
The Cart SNIPER: and look at all these dead floating elves in the magma
The Cart SNIPER: eejjhhh
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: Cool
BeowulfCav: i got 2 new attacks
BeowulfCav: eeeeeeh
The Cart SNIPER: that looks painful :-P
BeowulfCav: curses half damage >_<
Nabiki87: heh
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: Nah smart one, you think?
Shinigamisama85: nice relaxing hotspring
Nabiki87: lil SOBs, our fualt for burning down hte town
The Cart SNIPER: you move along..
The Cart SNIPER: and along...
Shinigamisama85: la la la~
The Cart SNIPER: for about 2 months
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: Lag...
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: Lag...
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: Lag is the life of me.
The Cart SNIPER: and finally reach the ocean
Shinigamisama85: im on my way to grandmas house
BeowulfCav: lmao
The Cart SNIPER: the Ocean of Atlantis
Nabiki87: cool
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: Freeze it and we'll walk across bitch I mean witch woman.
The Cart SNIPER: and you see the small port of Terania
Nabiki87: time to make a hsip! like for the lame beginning of Kingdom Hearts!
The Cart SNIPER: only a few miles away
Nabiki87: cool
Nabiki87: lets get on a ship
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: Wow
Nabiki87: a biggun!
BeowulfCav: wowee
The Cart SNIPER: so no making shits
The Cart SNIPER: I mean ships
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: Let's loot the ship!
The Cart SNIPER: :-)
BeowulfCav: remember beo is expert ship builder HOHOHOHO
Shinigamisama85: understood, no making shits
BeowulfCav: =P
The Cart SNIPER: =)
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: LOL
The Cart SNIPER: but you encounter a naga
The Cart SNIPER: should be easy by now
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: Yea
The Cart SNIPER: he has 2 baby naga's with him
Nabiki87: Ok
The Cart SNIPER: so lets go
Shinigamisama85: making shits is forbidden and nobody shall make shits in any way or form, for making shits is restricted
Nabiki87: lets test out some new magic!
The Cart SNIPER: 1x Naga + 2x baby naga vs. PARTY
BeowulfCav: yea and .. stuff
The Cart SNIPER: Party go
BeowulfCav: i have 350 hp ^^
Nabiki87: hmmm
Shinigamisama85: any weakness?
BeowulfCav: *cheers*
Nabiki87: lesse...
Nabiki87: Dark wave!
The Cart SNIPER: 60 damage to all!
BeowulfCav: STUN SLASH!
The Cart SNIPER: babies diseased!
Nabiki87: good ^^
BeowulfCav: to naga
The Cart SNIPER: on what?
The Cart SNIPER: Naga Stunned!
The Cart SNIPER: 144 damage to Naga
Shinigamisama85: multi slice naga
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: With shoot it all, do I get to knock their HP in half?
BeowulfCav: ohohoho!
BeowulfCav: AND THATS half damage!
BeowulfCav: lol
The Cart SNIPER: no you deal half of your norm damage
The Cart SNIPER: but to all
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: Oh OK
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: Shoot it all!
Nabiki87: lol
BeowulfCav: yea <_<>_>
The Cart SNIPER: 89 damage to all
The Cart SNIPER: from shini's multi slice
The Cart SNIPER: 3 attacks!
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: Sweet
The Cart SNIPER: 542 damage!
Shinigamisama85: kekekeke, slash em all!
BeowulfCav: wowee!
The Cart SNIPER: to naga
The Cart SNIPER: Naga dies
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: Holy Crap!
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: SWEET
The Cart SNIPER: Baby naga uses bite, 10 damage to Nevan
BeowulfCav: lolz
The Cart SNIPER: Baby Naga 2 has 3 turns to live
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: Beotch.
Shinigamisama85: tis was nothing, you guys can take the small fries
The Cart SNIPER: go..
Nabiki87: ok
The Cart SNIPER: someone :-)
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: *Shoots baby 1*
Nabiki87: fiyaaaa ball baby 2
BeowulfCav: mauls baby
The Cart SNIPER: 222 to baby 1
The Cart SNIPER: baby 1 dies
Shinigamisama85: ultimate katarz slash b2
The Cart SNIPER: 60 damage to baby 2
The Cart SNIPER: 112 damage to baby 2
BeowulfCav: baby2 i meant ahahahaa ^^
The Cart SNIPER: baby 2 dead
BeowulfCav: yay
Nabiki87: damn
The Cart SNIPER: VICTORY!
Nabiki87: that was sad
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: Cool
Shinigamisama85: sup victor
The Cart SNIPER: not giving exp because its not worth it
The Cart SNIPER: :-P
BeowulfCav: lmao
Nabiki87: lol
Shinigamisama85: aww
Shinigamisama85: ripped off!
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: Die
BeowulfCav: yea!
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: Die
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: Die
Nabiki87: we'd get like 2
BeowulfCav: his
BeowulfCav: lmao
Shinigamisama85: we'll get exp from killing gm!
The Cart SNIPER: fine, 200 EXP to all
BeowulfCav: roflmao
Nabiki87: lmao
Shinigamisama85: haha, alright
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: Whoo!
The Cart SNIPER: To make the next battle a little harder
Nabiki87: lets use Cav as a subsitute for the horns of valmar
BeowulfCav: w00t
The Cart SNIPER: a tree falls onto the party
Nabiki87: to ameka granasabre!
The Cart SNIPER: and everyone is at 1 HP
Shinigamisama85: .....
Nabiki87: agh
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: ...
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: WTF?
The Cart SNIPER: 3x Naga vs. PARTY
BeowulfCav: o_O
BeowulfCav: WHAT!?
Shinigamisama85: ok....
Nabiki87: yare yare
BeowulfCav: GRRR
Nabiki87: even if they can hurt us
The Cart SNIPER: party go
Shinigamisama85: transparent, yaro
Nabiki87: N
Nabiki87: healeral
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: Healer All
BeowulfCav: mad frenzy to naga1
The Cart SNIPER: everyone at 51 HP
Nabiki87: ice storm!
BeowulfCav: agh
BeowulfCav: NO
The Cart SNIPER: mad frenzy works still
The Cart SNIPER: didnt heal till after
The Cart SNIPER: Naga 1 dead
BeowulfCav: nice
The Cart SNIPER: not even gonna roll damage
BeowulfCav: lmao
Nabiki87: Lol
Shinigamisama85: damn, shouldve attacked
The Cart SNIPER: party go
Nabiki87: and to think we had so much trouble before
Shinigamisama85: ok, f.blur naga2
Nabiki87: fiya ball!
Nabiki87: number 3
The Cart SNIPER: 267 to naga 2
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: Healer All
The Cart SNIPER: 60 to naga 3
The Cart SNIPER: everyone at 101 HP
BeowulfCav: maul naga 2
The Cart SNIPER: Naga 2 uses slash on Rei, can't see him, misses
The Cart SNIPER: Naga 3 sees Rei
The Cart SNIPER: Naga 3 uses Naga Fang
Shinigamisama85: cancelslice
The Cart SNIPER: Naga 3 misses
Shinigamisama85: aww
The Cart SNIPER: *NAGA 3 cancelled
Shinigamisama85: oh well
The Cart SNIPER: 100 damage to naga 3
The Cart SNIPER: naga 3 never missed :-P
Shinigamisama85: oh, it missed cuz i did cancelslice?
The Cart SNIPER: 242 damage to Naga 2
BeowulfCav: umm i mauled naga 2 <_<>_>
The Cart SNIPER: no
The Cart SNIPER: I did that
The Cart SNIPER: look above smarty
BeowulfCav: yesss xD
The Cart SNIPER: Naga 2 dies
The Cart SNIPER: Naga 3 uses rage
The Cart SNIPER: 30 damge to all besides Reo
The Cart SNIPER: *rei
Shinigamisama85: LOL
The Cart SNIPER: Naga 3 continues rage
Shinigamisama85: beo + rei = reo?
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: LOL
The Cart SNIPER: 30 damage to all but Rei and Yukiko
The Cart SNIPER: both dodged
The Cart SNIPER: Party go
Shinigamisama85: katarz slash
BeowulfCav: what my hp
Nabiki87: crackling 3
The Cart SNIPER: 101 damage to 3
The Cart SNIPER: 80 to 3
The Cart SNIPER: Naga 3 dead
The Cart SNIPER: VICTORY
The Cart SNIPER: 1000 EXP to all
Nabiki87: shini
Nabiki87: wats ur spd
Shinigamisama85: yo
Nabiki87: ?
Shinigamisama85: 35
The Cart SNIPER: You have reached the town of Terrania
Shinigamisama85: +20 evd dice roll
Nabiki87: cool
Nabiki87: I'm 20
BeowulfCav: shity lag
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: Yea
The Cart SNIPER: where you gonna go?
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: I had it before.
Nabiki87: hmm
The Cart SNIPER: houses to ask if they've seen elves?
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: Up
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: Down
Shinigamisama85: dungeon!
Nabiki87: all around
The Cart SNIPER: ships?
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: In circles!
Shinigamisama85: ya, ships
Nabiki87: first off
The Cart SNIPER: stores?
Nabiki87: ships
Nabiki87: yea
Nabiki87: ships
BeowulfCav: store! cuz i like them! maybe they have manga!
Shinigamisama85: fine, store
BeowulfCav: lmao
Nabiki87: we need ta get a ship first
Shinigamisama85: store, then ships
The Cart SNIPER: where then?
Nabiki87: fine
The Cart SNIPER: you'll need $$ to get on ship
Shinigamisama85: lets shop!
Nabiki87: we gotta have enouhg money for a ship tho
The Cart SNIPER: you got 6000 gold
Nabiki87: so ship first hen rest of money for store
Shinigamisama85: oh, k
Shinigamisama85: ship
The Cart SNIPER: you arrive at the ship
BeowulfCav: check ships
The Cart SNIPER: theres 3 ships at the docks
Nabiki87: we can each go to a different one
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: LOOT THEM
The Cart SNIPER: 1 seems to be a rickety old piece of shit. It costs 1000 gold to go on it
Shinigamisama85: lets board that suspicious-looking ship
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: TAKE THEIR RICHES!
Nabiki87: o, nm
The Cart SNIPER: 2 seems to be nice, 6000 gold per ride
Shinigamisama85: ill go 2
BeowulfCav: ._.
Shinigamisama85: u guys can swim
The Cart SNIPER: and 3 is kickass, 15000 gold for it
Nabiki87: I can use my girlish charm to win ove the captain XD
Nabiki87: well
The Cart SNIPER: you pick on ship
Shinigamisama85: 1.....
The Cart SNIPER: *one
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: 43
Nabiki87: screw 3
Shinigamisama85: like we have choice
Nabiki87: 1 or 2
Shinigamisama85: xel, foei the other 2
BeowulfCav: *sigh* -.-
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: I want 43
Nabiki87: lol
The Cart SNIPER: remember, you can bargain with these guys
Shinigamisama85: if im not getting on, nobody is
Shinigamisama85: oh, lets go 3
Nabiki87: ok
Nabiki87: lets try bargaining w/ 3
Nabiki87: then 2
BeowulfCav: lmao 12 yr old? that guy must be a pedo
Shinigamisama85: with my katarz out
Nabiki87: anyone have charisma?
Shinigamisama85: i'll show you my diplomatic skillz
The Cart SNIPER: Cptn. Obels has the pretty Lady (ship 3)
Shinigamisama85: xel, u handle this one
Nabiki87: -.-, sexist name!
Nabiki87: fine fine
The Cart SNIPER: Cptn. Tom has the Marlin (ship 2)
Nabiki87: nice name ^^
BeowulfCav: FUKIN LAG
The Cart SNIPER: and Joe Bob has the shitter (ship 1)
Nabiki87: -.-
Nabiki87: well,
Shinigamisama85: lets go on 3
Nabiki87: hey
Nabiki87: can we sneak on?
Shinigamisama85: ill do the talking
The Cart SNIPER: sure
Nabiki87: we only have one lawufl good char
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: Can we rob?
Nabiki87: ok
Nabiki87: if we can't get it cheap
BeowulfCav: lmao
Nabiki87: lets sneak on
Shinigamisama85: .... i said ill do the talking
Nabiki87: ino
Shinigamisama85: i know obels
Nabiki87: and if u fail
Nabiki87: we sneak on tomorrow ^^
Shinigamisama85: alright, lets go
Nabiki87: or after shops and houses
BeowulfCav: no we cant!
BeowulfCav: its immoral!
BeowulfCav: XP
Nabiki87: *Fwap*
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: So?
The Cart SNIPER: Cptn. Obels: who the hell are you?
BeowulfCav: @_#
Nabiki87: don't make me piggyback j00
BeowulfCav: shuddap im lawful good i have to say that -.o
Shinigamisama85: say, did u hear about the vicious pirates around here?
Shinigamisama85: we r da mastaz of fighting and we'll protect yer ship for free
The Cart SNIPER: Obels: I'm not worried about any pirates!
Shinigamisama85: for this ride
BeowulfCav: you should be!
The Cart SNIPER: Obels: it's those damn seamonsters that bother me!
Shinigamisama85: they'll rob ur loots and burn yer pretty lady
Shinigamisama85: ya, whatever, u want protection, u got it
The Cart SNIPER: Obels: hell no! I can pretect miself!
BeowulfCav: yea i can kill a naga in one stroke OHOHO
Shinigamisama85: oh ya? cav! *snaps finger*
Shinigamisama85: Cav vs Obels!
BeowulfCav: lmao!
Nabiki87: I can blow up entire cities (well, eventually I'll be able to_
Nabiki87: agh -.-
The Cart SNIPER: Obels: ha! *cuts off Beo's pants*
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: Heh Same here.
Nabiki87: lmao!
BeowulfCav: >_>
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: I am from the past.
Shinigamisama85: cav, use ur scorpion slash or something
BeowulfCav: HA jokes on u i wear boxers!
Nabiki87: and Rei's the l337 GGXX master
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: Listen you stupid human. Let us on and we will help you.
Nabiki87: that's a site none wanna see
The Cart SNIPER: Obels: *seems to stare at Beo's boxers*
Nabiki87: oh god
Nabiki87: he's gay
BeowulfCav: dont make me fire wave you and your whole ship...
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: Eww...
BeowulfCav: oh shit
Nabiki87: nextr ship!
Shinigamisama85: see this psychotic elf? *points at N* hes the legendary seamonster killer
BeowulfCav: AAAAAGGH!
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: Indeed.
BeowulfCav: STOP STARING DAMMIT!
The Cart SNIPER: Obels: *not paying attention*
The Cart SNIPER: LOL
Nabiki87: I'll take Joe Bob over a gay
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: Can I shoot him?
The Cart SNIPER: sure
Nabiki87: Yuki-chan may be a lesi
Shinigamisama85: he eats seamonsters for breakfast
BeowulfCav: or your head will be splattered all over this deck!
Nabiki87: but she hates gays
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: Just we take his ship?
Nabiki87: NEVAN!
Nabiki87: dont' !
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: What?
Nabiki87: remember alst time!?
BeowulfCav: can i burn this ship?
BeowulfCav: PLZ?
Nabiki87: you were killed -.-
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: Why not?
The Cart SNIPER: get him a date maybe?
The Cart SNIPER: lol
Nabiki87: hey!
Shinigamisama85: Xel, wer counting on u
Nabiki87: goo didea!
Nabiki87: lets use Beo as cannon fodder
The Cart SNIPER: :-D
BeowulfCav: NO!
BeowulfCav: NO!!
Nabiki87: *pats beo on shoulder*
BeowulfCav: NOOOOOOO!
The Cart SNIPER: LOL
Nabiki87: yes!
The Cart SNIPER: YES
The Cart SNIPER: LOL
BeowulfCav: *tosses yuki in water*
Nabiki87: *fwapsa Beo into unconciousness*
BeowulfCav: HELL NO!
Nabiki87: *ices water*
Nabiki87: bii-da!
Nabiki87: wait!
BeowulfCav: *fire waves*
The Cart SNIPER: STOP
The Cart SNIPER: *breaks them up*
BeowulfCav: grrrrr
Shinigamisama85: Man......
The Cart SNIPER: get the guy a date from the town
Nabiki87: All in favor of using Beo as date, say Aye!
Shinigamisama85: how hard is it to get on a boat
BeowulfCav: no way in FUCKING HELL!
The Cart SNIPER: ask him about him
Nabiki87: no! beo's more fun!
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: ...
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: Ewww....
The Cart SNIPER: have beo say he's gay too and ask him what guys are cool in this town?
Shinigamisama85: yo, ill get u a girl of ur own. Afterall, thats y u named ur ship Pretty lady,. right?
Nabiki87: what about Rei or N, w/their bishounen loks XD
BeowulfCav: GAH FUCK OFF!
Nabiki87: -.-
Nabiki87: lmao
The Cart SNIPER: :-)
Nabiki87: fine
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: Screw you ugly whore!
Nabiki87: do as god says Beo
Nabiki87: lmao
The Cart SNIPER: no
Shinigamisama85: diz is mah hood, and i can hook u up with some fine chicks
Nabiki87: u know what bishounen is?
The Cart SNIPER: I'm giving you options
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: No.
Nabiki87: lol
The Cart SNIPER: Obels: look, I dont want non-gays on me ship.
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: Stupid Japanese shit.
Nabiki87: u not gonna find out anytime soon xd
Nabiki87: I'm gay!
Nabiki87: Yuki-chan's a lesbian!
The Cart SNIPER: Obels: I realize that.
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: But I am a lezbo.
BeowulfCav: yuki is a lesie
BeowulfCav: i sweaR!
Shinigamisama85: ..... use stealth
Nabiki87: and these two
The Cart SNIPER: Obels: but the rest of you arent.
Nabiki87: are bishounen!
Nabiki87: any bishounen, outside of aoshi, coz he just r0x0rz
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: Which is?
Shinigamisama85: <<--- uses stealth to get on the ship
Nabiki87: must be gay!
The Cart SNIPER: Obels doesnt notice Shini
Nabiki87: good
BeowulfCav: grrrr
Nabiki87: hey
The Cart SNIPER: 2 guys left to get on
Shinigamisama85: N and Cav, act like lovers
Nabiki87: Obels
The Cart SNIPER: Beo and Nevan
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: Here.
Nabiki87: do it j00 two!
The Cart SNIPER: hold hands :-)
Shinigamisama85: *throws up*
Nabiki87: what about thee shops?
BeowulfCav: SHUTUP
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: I promise I won't poke a hole in the ship and sink it.
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: And you'll let me on board.
BeowulfCav: im not touching the elf u hear?
Shinigamisama85: xel, wanna leave em here?
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: I don't want to wake up one night with Bubba over me.
Nabiki87: or htis *pulls down Beo's boxers*
Nabiki87: Run on N!
Nabiki87: RUN!
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: *Runs
The Cart SNIPER: Obels: *STARES*
Nabiki87: Stare Obel!
Nabiki87: good!
Nabiki87: XD
The Cart SNIPER: Nevan in ship
The Cart SNIPER: Nevan stows away
Nabiki87: yuki-chan's smart
BeowulfCav: *THATS IT!
BeowulfCav: *sets ship on fire with fire wave*
The Cart SNIPER: Obels: you can get on me shi;
Shinigamisama85: cant believe theres another person with crush on cav
The Cart SNIPER: *ship
Nabiki87: GAH!
Shinigamisama85: whats the world coming to
The Cart SNIPER: Ship is metal :-)
Nabiki87: Shini!
The Cart SNIPER: can't burn
Nabiki87: cancel beo!Q
Nabiki87: w007!
BeowulfCav: then ill melt the bitch DOWN!
Nabiki87: Me and Beo ahve shoppiong to do
Shinigamisama85: I am invisible, gaseous, and deadly
The Cart SNIPER: Obels: get on me ship, we'll be leavin in an hour
Nabiki87: We'll be back
Nabiki87: ok
Nabiki87: What you guys want?
Nabiki87: we'll buy it for you
Shinigamisama85: ill go too
Nabiki87: ok
Nabiki87: N, your stuck on there
Nabiki87: coz next time I do that to Beo
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: Heh
Nabiki87: I think I'll throw up
Nabiki87: as small as it was
The Cart SNIPER: LOL
Shinigamisama85: have fun with obels
Nabiki87: I could still see it
BeowulfCav: *puts clothes back on * this isnt over yet! ill get back at you u damn queer
The Cart SNIPER: store: nothing new
Nabiki87: agh!
The Cart SNIPER: dont reccomend buying anything
Nabiki87: ok
Shinigamisama85: alright, im going back
The Cart SNIPER: till you get to the the east
Nabiki87: lets go back on the ship -.-
The Cart SNIPER: on the ship...
The Cart SNIPER: Obels: Let's get movin!
BeowulfCav: great thats gay
Nabiki87: lol
The Cart SNIPER: Obels: Beo can you stand next to me?
BeowulfCav: is everything gay all of a sudden?
Nabiki87: Ok, N be subdued ont his ship
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: Glad I am hidden from this fag.
BeowulfCav: WTF!?
Nabiki87: you two beo!
BeowulfCav: HELL NO
Nabiki87: too*
The Cart SNIPER: Obels: ?
Shinigamisama85: omg.....
Nabiki87: he'll throw u overboard -.-
BeowulfCav: i swear ill break your skull if he tries
Shinigamisama85: Cav, take it for the team
The Cart SNIPER: After 5 days of journey
The Cart SNIPER: you can see the shore
Nabiki87: wait! Obels, Beo must go to the lookout staff
Nabiki87: to hold me up
The Cart SNIPER: LOL
Nabiki87: *piggy backs beo on lookout thing, to see farther*
Nabiki87: I svaed j00 this time!
The Cart SNIPER: Obels: Beeeeeooooooo
The Cart SNIPER: you know have permission to kill his ass
The Cart SNIPER: since you can see the shore
Nabiki87: Obels?
The Cart SNIPER: yes
BeowulfCav: dont get near me or your dead i dont give a shit
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: *From behind a crate: Beo, don't sleep at night.
Nabiki87: r0x0r! *fwaps8
Nabiki87: *fwaps alot!*
The Cart SNIPER: Obels: ouch....
The Cart SNIPER: Suddenly a Giant Sea Serpent appears!
Nabiki87: *shitload more!
The Cart SNIPER: Sea Serpent vs. PARTY
Shinigamisama85: Obels, Im afraid that Cav already belongs to a hairy monster named Omeshada.
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: *Jumps up*
Nabiki87: *throws Obels at sea serpent*
Nabiki87: LMAO
BeowulfCav: yea
BeowulfCav: ome is my love
The Cart SNIPER: Sea Serpent eats
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: LOL
Nabiki87: yes!
BeowulfCav: oh yea
Shinigamisama85: umm... whos driving?
Shinigamisama85: or sailing
Nabiki87: N
The Cart SNIPER: Sea Serpent: UGH! I just ate a gay person!
Nabiki87: N knows how to
BeowulfCav: YES!
The Cart SNIPER: Sea Serpent: DIE!
Shinigamisama85: k
Nabiki87: coz he knows all Xd
BeowulfCav: SC0RE!
Shinigamisama85: woo7!
Nabiki87: XD*
The Cart SNIPER: Sea Serpent deals 50 damage to all
Shinigamisama85: Obels.... your death shall not be in vain
Nabiki87: awww, is serpent-chan pissed?
Nabiki87: ZONDE j00 gay eating ass!
The Cart SNIPER: yes, I'd be too
The Cart SNIPER: 500 damage to Serpent
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: *Shoots*
Nabiki87: nyo!
The Cart SNIPER: 333 damage to serpent
Nabiki87: I r0x0r j00 baka ichi!
The Cart SNIPER: Serpent uses devour
BeowulfCav: *impales serpent*
The Cart SNIPER: on REi
The Cart SNIPER: misses
Shinigamisama85: multislice serpent!
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: Haha
Nabiki87: you can't impale w/ a maul u know
Nabiki87: lol
The Cart SNIPER: 335 damage to Serpent
BeowulfCav: doesnt matter
Nabiki87: kinda tough
The Cart SNIPER: 2 attacks!
Nabiki87: zonde! zonde zonde zonde!
The Cart SNIPER: 355 damage with multislice
The Cart SNIPER: 555 damage with zonde
The Cart SNIPER: serpent dies
Nabiki87: hotdaamn, Yuki-chan owns
BeowulfCav: o_O
The Cart SNIPER: you approach the shore
Nabiki87: 2 birds w/one stone!
BeowulfCav: so fast lmao
Nabiki87: coz Yuki-chan hates fags
Shinigamisama85: i sure hope that monster didnt have such a painful death
The Cart SNIPER: and have arrived at the savahnahs of the southern east continent
Nabiki87: all must die! even if it was in it's belly
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n: So do I.
Nabiki87: had ta make sure it was killed'

[Dragonrider]

I added some extra info above ^^^ of what you were going to have found, but you all were talking and moving so fast and being so impatient that I never got to say it :-P

so read above Xel's post. :-D

[melfice]

(sorry, guys, i could not make a single action yesterday, Uni disconnected the Wire to I-net....) DR, i'm there! ^^;

[Dragonrider]

urgh... once again tonight I probably won't be around. Tommorow night definitely, but tonight.. I dont think so. May do some stuff in the afternoon if you can be around.

[Dragonrider]

Yukiko -- GM -- Katana of Drain -drains amount of damage- -600- -+19-, Giant's Bastard Blade -+30- -700-, Pointy Long Sword -+17- -100-
Yukiko -- coudln't find
Nevan - Xel you hippy hurry!
Yukiko -- it's a big notepad format
Yukiko -- GM -- MP is 500, SP is 400, and Ranger is 600
Beo -- muwaahaha mine i want that sword, unless u show me a better axe
Yukiko -- bow of drain MP
Yukiko -- bow of drain SP
GM -- ok
Yukiko -- and ranger bow
GM -- I know the rest
GM -- +10 for first
GM -- 25 for ranger
GM -- now go
GM -- buy your shit
Nevan - Is there anything for me?
GM -- you have 3000 gold
GM -- well you could buy some of it
Yukiko -- i'm buying the bow that drains MP
GM -- in case your gun gets knocked away or something, always good to have a backup
Yukiko -- and 150 arrows
Yukiko -- N
Nevan - I have my fists.
Nevan - :-P
Yukiko -- buyt he ranger definetly
GM -- *imagines Nevan punching a Krazgat*
Yukiko -- and might wanna pick up an MP one
Nevan - What is the ranger?
GM -- *reccomends Mp to Nevan*O
Beo -- i told u wanted that sword
GM -- Ranger is +25 damage
GM -- ok
Nevan - OK
Nevan - I'll take the Ranger
Yukiko -- http://maddox.xmission.com/nohippies.html
Yukiko -- N
GM -- you can either have 2 longswords
Yukiko -- one for u
GM -- or 1 big sword
Yukiko -- N buy the MP one too
GM -- beo?
Yukiko -- u'll need the MP sometimes
GM -- -2 pointy longswords is my recc.-
Yukiko -- this is good for N: http://maddox.xmission. com/nohippies.html]http:// maddox. xmission.com/ nohippies. html[/URL]
GM -- -for beo-
Beo -- damn
Nevan - ROFL!!!
Beo -- ...fine two
Nevan - OK I'll get the MP one too
GM -- LOL
GM -- ok
Nevan - MP and Ranger
Yukiko -- and me MP also
GM -- the bow currently deals more than your gun
Yukiko -- ur gun sucks dude! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
GM -- even though you specialize in gun, bow still deals 3 damage more
Yukiko -- buy arrows for your MP bow
GM -- MP deals 10 damage less though
GM -- Ranger is infinite ammo
GM -- MP not
Nevan - Really?
Nevan - Ranger 0wNz then
GM -- eh, my bad on the pointy longswords
GM -- supposed to cost 450
GM -- so thats 900 from beo
Beo -- oh?
GM -- you you have 2100 left
GM -- so 1100 from Nevan
GM -- for both bows
Yukiko -- lessee...
Nevan - Wow.
Yukiko -- 650 from me
GM -- plus 300 arrows total -from 150 each-
GM -- thats 1400 + 900 + 650 -xel-
GM -- thats 2950
GM -- you have 50 gold left, good job :--
GM -- so everyone's equipped :--
Beo -- lmao
Beo -- were poor
GM -- theres still the bakery
GM -- that beo broke into
Beo -- ill go wash some dishes for chump change
GM -- there was rustling in the basement
GM -- remember that :-P
Nevan - Well...
Nevan - You could just take all the money
Beo -- ok lets go
Nevan - We could kill anyone.
Beo -- *runs into bakery*
Beo -- hark i hear something!
GM -- you still here low whispers in the basement :-P
GM -- LOL
Nevan - Can I blow it up?
GM -- sure, but what if its a good guy down there? :-\
Beo -- *barges down basement*
GM -- you hear a muffled cry, sounds like someone that's gagged
Beo -- WHAT U GUYS TALKIN' BOUT
Beo -- HOHO bondage!?
GM -- Man in dark cloak: eh... who the hell are you?
Nevan - So?
Nevan - We are all here.
Beo -- not in THIS bakery
GM -- *more gagged cries*
GM -- you see some men with pointy ears running off with a girl in a bag
Beo -- who cares who i am, u shouldnt worry about that!
GM -- get into what Nevan calls a "car"
Beo -- uh oh
Nevan - I'll kill all of you morons if you don't tell me what is going on.
GM -- and run away
Beo -- damn
Nevan - Haha
Beo -- who was that answer!
Beo -- OR DIE
GM -- Man in dark cloak: ha, you must be those idiots who destroyed the labs, eh?
Beo -- yea we can do the same to you now talk!
Yukiko -- well
Yukiko -- they're idiots
Yukiko -- I'm not
GM -- MiDC: ........... just die.
Yukiko -- and I'm pretty sure htat was Becca
GM -- 3 Elf Infantry + Man in Dark Cloak
GM -- vs. Party
Yukiko -- eh
Yukiko -- you guys take out darky
Beo -- HA
Yukiko -- i/'ll get infantry quick
Yukiko -- Ice storm!
Beo -- US die!?
Beo -- your confused
GM -- rest of party go
Nevan - Hmm...
Beo -- *impales dark cloak guy with double bladu impaler!*
Beo -- lol
Nevan - Anything dead from psycho bitch's attack?
Yukiko -- lol
Yukiko -- *fwap*
Beo -- OW!
Nevan - Sorry
GM -- just all of party go
Beo -- wiat
GM -- then I'll do rolls
Nevan - I mean ALBINO psycho bitch
Beo -- *lifts face out of waffle iron*
Nevan - *Shoots darky*
Yukiko -- *uba fwap*
Beo -- ah there
GM -- 30 damage to all from ice
GM -- infantry 2 frozen
Nevan - Haha
GM -- 119 from shots
GM -- 311 from impale
Beo -- w00t
Nevan - Cool
GM -- infantry 1 pulls out machine gun: infantry 1 becomes machinegunner 1
Yukiko -- agh
Yukiko -- Zonde machine gun!
Nevan - *Blasts gunner*
GM -- the elf resists all lightning!
Yukiko -- damn
GM -- not your turn :-P
Yukiko -- iwiat
Yukiko -- i didn't hit elf
GM -- infantry 2 frozen
Yukiko -- I hit machine gun
Yukiko -- oops
Beo -- lmao
Yukiko -- too sued to GGXX and instantly reacitng ^^;;;
GM -- doesnt matter
GM -- you hit gun
GM -- gun doesnt get hurt :-P
GM -- elf resists all lightning
Yukiko -- fux0r j00 god
Nevan - Haha
GM -- infantry 3 pushes a button
Nevan - That is what I have been saying for awhile now!
Yukiko -- this will be Xenosaga episode 18: kick DRs ass
Nevan - Haha
GM -- a big water fire cannon comes in
Nevan - Geez.
GM -- Elf infantry 3 gets into cannon
GM -- cannon has 3 parts
GM -- body
GM -- cannon
GM -- and shell
GM -- if you destroy shell, the driver may be shot
Nevan - Albine, take out the cannon, I'll take out the guy, stupid choose something.
GM -- Elf in Dark Cloak runs away
Nevan - Good.
GM -- You see he is the commander from the first lab you infiltrated...
Nevan - RUN YOU PUSSY
Beo -- dammit come back here COWARD!
Yukiko -- agh
Beo -- AAAAAAAh IM GONNA KILLL YOU!
Yukiko -- you lil SOB
Yukiko -- I'll r0x0r j00!
Nevan - Ph33r me beotch!
GM -- Infantry 2 unfrozen
GM -- Infantry 2 pulls out machine gun
GM -- becomes machine gunner 2
GM -- Party go
Nevan - *Blasts Mach gunner 1*
Yukiko -- yout urned me intot his elf thign, I cmould be nice at home sleeping and hitting n that hot chick next door, Kimiko, ut nooooooo
Yukiko -- gotta turn me into an elf -.-
Beo -- fire wave
Yukiko -- fiyaaaa balla mech gunner 2
GM -- 199 damage to all from firewave
GM -- machine gunner 1 on fire
GM -- 70 damage form fiya balla
Nevan - Haha
Beo -- HAHA
GM -- machine gunner 2 on fire
Beo -- *laughs maniaclly*
GM -- 226 damage from gun shot
Nevan - What about me?
Beo -- look at im run!
GM -- Machine gunner 2 lead poisoned
Nevan - Sweet
Nevan - I have one tricked out gun.
GM -- Machine gunner 1, 20 damage to all
GM -- Beo lead poisoned
GM -- Machine gunner 2, 30 damage to all
Nevan - Hey Beo.
GM -- party go
Nevan - Stick your brain in the barrel of the gun.
Nevan - It'll stop it up!
GM -- Tank uses Fire Bomb, everyone burned
Nevan - Tank?
Nevan - Where the hell DID A TANK COME IN FROM!?
GM -- Fire Cannon, excuse me :-P
Nevan - I thought it was WATER cannon.
GM -- Fire Cannon
GM -- look ^^^^
GM -- GM -- a big water fire cannon comes in
Beo -- what do i attack?
GM -- :-P
Nevan - A big water fire cannon.
Beo -- hmmmm
Nevan - What the hell is that?
GM -- lol
GM -- was typing water
Yukiko -- a big canno
Yukiko -- that'll rape us
GM -- and I accidentally hit
Yukiko -- so elts kill it quickly -.-
GM -- enter :-P
Beo -- i thought there was 3 parts
GM -- yes there are!
Nevan - OK
Nevan - *Shoots mach gun 2*
Yukiko -- body, shell and cannon
Beo -- which of the three do i impale?
Yukiko -- cannon first
Yukiko -- I doubt we can hit the body
Beo -- k *double impale the cannon!!*
Yukiko -- i'll just... magma
GM -- 411 damage to gunner 2
GM -- gunner 2 dies of poisoning
Nevan - Hotcha!
GM -- 99 damage from magma
Nevan - One down two more to go
GM -- Machine gunner 1 heavily burned
GM -- 100 damage from burns
Yukiko -- hah, fucker
Nevan - Haha stupid prick.
GM -- 10 damage to all from burns
GM -- Yukiko: 30 HP
Nevan - Damn
GM -- just letting you know :-P
Yukiko -- damn
GM -- Fire Cannon uses Shot on Nevan, Nevan at 10 HP
GM -- Party Go
Beo -- o_O
Nevan - Wait.
GM -- sure.
Nevan - Nevan at 10 hP!?
Nevan - NO FAIR!!!
GM -- You got hit by a cannon shell
Yukiko -- healer myself
GM -- what do you expect?
GM -- Yukiko cured of burns
Beo -- *impales cannon*
Nevan - Healer All
GM -- Yukiko at 110 HP
GM -- Everyone healed of burns
GM -- Yukiko at 150
GM -- Nevan at 65
GM -- Beo at max -250-
GM -- I mean
GM -- 350
Yukiko -- you suck Beo
GM -- misstype
Nevan - Indeed
Yukiko -- you REALLY suck
GM -- Beo at 350
Beo -- lmao
Beo -- roflmao
GM -- 666 damage to cannon
GM -- cannon begins to malfuction
GM -- 5 shots everywhere
Beo -- AHH!
GM -- 10 damage to all from each shot
Yukiko -- aiyaaaa
GM -- Nevan at 15, Yukiko at 100, Beo at 300
GM -- everyone burned
Beo -- XD
GM -- 20 damage from burns to all
GM -- Nevan at -5
GM -- Yukiko at 80
Yukiko -- -.-
GM -- Beo at 280
GM -- Party go
Yukiko -- healer pussy elf
Yukiko -- I mena Nevan XD
GM -- Elf at 45 HP
Nevan - GO to hell Albino hippy.
GM -- lol
Yukiko -- I did
GM -- Cannon charges at Nevan for the kill:
Yukiko -- sent backf ro faggy elves
GM -- 3 seconds to react
GM -- 3
Nevan - Runs
GM -- 2
GM -- dodge!
Yukiko -- crackling cannon
GM -- The Cannon rams into the wall
Beo -- wow yuki must like me now shes not arguing or fwaping me lmao
GM -- and the cannon is destroyed
Yukiko -- I'm a bit slow ^^;;
GM -- its just a big car now :-P
Beo -- o_O
Yukiko -- you wnat me to fwap you?
Nevan - WTF?
GM -- Charges at Beo, 2 second react
GM -- 3
GM -- 2
Yukiko -- crackling cannon!
GM -- 1
GM -- 0
Yukiko -- er, car ^^;;
GM -- 100 damage to Beo
Yukiko -- slowass
Beo -- ow
GM -- Beo at 180
Beo -- lmao
Yukiko -- I'm next, ne?
GM -- Charges at Beo again, 2 seconds to react
GM -- 2
GM -- 1
Yukiko -- cracling!
Beo -- dodge*
Yukiko -- damnit, why can't If reeze the SOB!
Yukiko -- ?
Beo -- damn lag
GM -- you woulda gotten hit, but stupid AIM wouldnt let me hit enter because of flood control
Nevan - Because you are a hippy.
Beo -- lets stick a potato in the muffler and piss in the gas tank
Yukiko -- hah
GM -- Charges again at beo! 2 seconds to react
GM -- 2
Yukiko -- go go AOL!
GM -- 1
GM -- 0
Yukiko -- damn Cav
GM -- 100 damage to Beo
Yukiko -- it don't like j00!
GM -- beo at 80
Yukiko -- and j00 sux0r! lol
GM -- Charges for the kill! 2 seconds to react
Beo -- wtf! lag didnt gimme a chance again
Yukiko -- dodge
Nevan - Who?
GM -- 2
Nevan - Pushes then runs himself
Beo -- *dodge*
GM -- 1
Yukiko -- just spam w/dodge Cav!
GM -- The car rams into a wall!
GM -- The infantry falls out!
Beo -- POS chat fucking shit
GM -- Infantry pulls out flamethrower
Yukiko -- can I torture him?
Yukiko -- oh screw you pussy
GM -- infantry becomes Flame Elf
Yukiko -- crackling
Nevan - ROFL
GM -- Elf frozen!
Nevan - I want that when we get done
GM -- Uses flamethrower to unfreeze!
Yukiko -- fuck him
Nevan - *Shoots elf*
Yukiko -- healer the flamethrower
GM -- Elf uses Flame Me Up to catch self on fire
Beo -- *fire waves*
Yukiko -- not the elf, but thrower
GM -- thrower is destroeyd!
Nevan - DIE!
GM -- Elf takes 300 points of damage
GM -- Elf takes 200 from shot
GM -- and nothing from fire wave
Yukiko -- Yuki-chan was THIS close to getting some of Kimiko's pussy!
GM -- Elf uses suicide on Yukiko, 2 secodns to dodge
Yukiko -- but you had to interfere!
GM -- 2
Yukiko -- dodge!
GM -- 1
GM -- success!
Yukiko -- *shoots w/arrow*
GM -- Elf dies
GM -- with an arrow in its head
GM -- VICTORY!
Yukiko -- fucker
Yukiko -- *kics elf alot
Yukiko -- *and fwaps*
Nevan - And bullets in it's head
GM -- 7000 gold
GM -- yes
Yukiko -- *and show spics of naked beo*
Beo -- *bops yuki* stop being such a lezbo
Nevan - Ewwwwww
Yukiko -- neva
Nevan - Haha
Yukiko -- we own you fags
Nevan - Ironic timing
Yukiko -- so you two keep it quietin hotels
Nevan - I'm not a fag.
Nevan - Fags suck.
Yukiko -- yout wo make too much nosie
GM -- you see some tracks of where the car that the boss ran away in went
Yukiko -- dude, it's a rule
Yukiko -- any elf is gay pretty much [img]tongue.gif[/img]
GM -- they seem to e leading to the next city
Yukiko -- jk
Nevan - No it isn't
GM -- ok
Nevan - OK
Beo -- *uses amazing tracking skills to follow*
Nevan - So we stop tonight?
GM -- nah
Yukiko -- no\
Yukiko -- we follow!
GM -- dont haveta if you dont wanna :-P
Nevan - Damn
Beo -- u saying legolas is GAY!? DIE DIE DIEEEEEE!!!!!!!
GM -- lol
Yukiko -- *uses amazing piffy back skills to get on cavs back*
Yukiko -- hey
Beo -- we dont wanna
GM -- whenever you're ready
Yukiko -- Aragorns da pimp
Yukiko -- I see Legolas w/no chix0rz
Beo -- NO!
GM -- you can follow the trail
GM -- lol
Yukiko -- better than mitsu
Yukiko -- and her Aragorn/frodo o.O
Yukiko -- or Aragorn/legolas
Beo -- i dont want a lezbo on my god damn back!
Yukiko -- I'm just saying legolas is a bit... strange
Yukiko -- Gotta be da pimp like aragonr
Beo -- hell no
Yukiko -- he probably has big chains around his necka
Yukiko -- nd 15 rings
Yukiko -- yep
GM -- LOL
Yukiko -- and then we got da REAL pimp!
Yukiko -- GIMLI!
Beo -- elves dont go around humping girls -.-
Yukiko -- who said humping?
GM -- ok..... whenver y'all are ready to go to the next big dungeon, move along
Yukiko -- I'm a rugmuncher XD
Yukiko -- lets go
GM -- buttmunchers :-P
Beo -- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*facefaults*
Yukiko -- thats cav
Beo -- wtfu
Nevan - Yes you are, yes you are.
Beo -- stfu*
GM -- what the fuck up?
GM -- lol
GM -- now then
Beo -- maybe maaaybe
GM -- you find the city pretty much in shambles
GM -- theres a big factory in the middle
Nevan - Good
GM -- and then theres a bunch of corspes and burned houses
Nevan - SWEET :-D
GM -- not much life anywhere, as far as you can tell
Nevan - I like this place.
Yukiko -- eh
GM -- so you can do whatever
Beo -- wow
Yukiko -- Yuki-chan doesn'
Yukiko -- tbut
Yukiko -- first
GM -- investigate corpses
Beo -- umm more dead ppl
Yukiko -- elts loot the bodies
Nevan - Let's sleep.
Beo -- *tosses yuki off his back*
Yukiko -- loot corpses
GM -- 1 damage to Yukiko
Yukiko -- hell no
Nevan - Let Y fuck a corpse.
Yukiko -- Yuki-chan's not touching em
GM -- gross :-P
Yukiko -- aaaaaaw
Beo -- lmao
Yukiko -- u cna loot em in NWN and Diablo 2 T_T
Nevan - She would.
GM -- sure you can
Yukiko -- a hot chick I would
GM -- I just dont like you raping a dead corpse
Yukiko -- who said rape!?
Nevan - LOL
Yukiko -- I said loot
Yukiko -- as ins teal
Yukiko -- -.-
Nevan - DR is a visual thinker.
GM -- lol
Nevan - And I believe he enjoyed it too.
GM -- Nevan said rape
Beo -- yuki is a necrophiliac!?
GM -- no
GM -- GRRRR
Nevan - Haha
GM -- JUST LOOT THE DAMN CORPSES
GM -- :--
Nevan - Poot?
Nevan - Poot the corpses?
GM -- loot
Beo -- ewwwwww
Nevan - I know
GM -- who said poot?
Nevan - Cav
Yukiko -- Loot!
GM -- ah
Yukiko -- I loot them!
GM -- you find a few rings
Yukiko -- I been trying too!
GM -- some necklaces
Yukiko -- yay
GM -- and 30 gold total
Yukiko -- they pimp rings
Yukiko -- ?
GM -- theres a rich guy's house
Yukiko -- pimp necklaces?
Beo -- *steals one from yuki*
GM -- down the street
Yukiko -- *kiciks beo in balls*
GM -- its kinda burned down but...
GM -- who knows
Yukiko -- my preccccccccccccccccious
GM -- *blinks*
Beo -- *wearing a cup*
GM -- o_O
Beo -- lmao
Yukiko -- *Malices beo's crothc*
Nevan - On your head?
Yukiko -- cup that!
Yukiko -- lol
GM -- LOL
GM -- this is pretty entertaining
GM -- now then
Beo -- *dodge*
GM -- you going to factory?
Nevan - Nah
Yukiko -- can't dodge magic, moron
GM -- or to rich pimps house?
Yukiko -- pimps!
Nevan - Rich Pimps
Yukiko -- rich pimps!
Beo -- i can when its not a real battle
Yukiko -- all da way!
Nevan - Getting me a girl. :-D
GM -- Yes, Richard Pimp
Beo -- *bops yuki*
Yukiko -- no you can't
Yukiko -- Hell no
Beo -- yes i can
Yukiko -- the girls are mine
GM -- LOL
Nevan - Nope
Yukiko -- you can get the other gay elves
GM -- SO GO THERE OR GO KILL SHIT
Beo -- LMAO
Yukiko -- fine fine
Nevan - I AM NOT A GAY ELVES
Yukiko -- pimps house
GM -- ...
Yukiko -- lol
GM -- ok
Yukiko -- you will be
GM -- you see a guy with about 900 rings
Nevan - NO I WILL NOT
Yukiko -- being raped by legolas cna be traumatic
Yukiko -- ask beo
GM -- and about 66666666666666 necklaces
GM -- laying on the ground
GM -- his face rotting out
Nevan - Holy fuck.
Beo -- yea nevan told me all about that experiecne
GM -- so do you loot his punk-pimp-ass?
Nevan - What are you talking about slow stupid typer?
Yukiko -- *steals the One Ring
Yukiko -- *which turns youi inivisble*
Beo -- im not slo AIm is
GM -- the corpse begins to move!
Yukiko -- nyo
GM -- it picks itself up!
Nevan - Knew it.
Yukiko -- pimp daddy!?m get up yo!
GM -- Crazy Battle #2!
Yukiko -- cool!
GM -- -crazy #1 was donkey-
Yukiko -- pimp daddy! XD
Yukiko -- don't use fire yet
GM -- RICHARD PIMPMAN vs. PARTY
Beo -- shutup midget
Yukiko -- I dun wanna melt the rings T_T
Yukiko -- [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Yukiko -- lol, richard pimpan
GM -- Pimpman throws 10 rings at Yukiko, 100 damge to Yukiko
Nevan - If we melt them then we still have the gold
Yukiko -- ultimate technique
Yukiko -- I'll summpn RICHARD SIMMONS!
Yukiko -- nyohoho
GM -- .....
GM -- *kills richard simmons*
Yukiko -- noooooo!
Beo -- lmao
Yukiko -- the ultimate summon!
Nevan - Then I will kill myself for seeing him...
Yukiko -- Summon rosie o' donnel!
GM -- that vulgar stuff isn't allowed here -.-
Yukiko -- lmao
Beo -- ROFLMAO
Yukiko -- nekkid rosie o/donnel! *covers eyes*
GM -- Rosie o' donnel will be too huge to fit in the world
Nevan - OH GOD NO!
GM -- so not allowed
Beo -- *summon Jay leno*
Beo -- SUPA CHIN CRUSHA
GM -- Jay Leno's chin is more powerful than I
Nevan - Haha
Yukiko -- 8summons nekkid rosie o' donnel to God's place*
GM -- and I am god :--
Yukiko -- LMAO!
Nevan - Battlebots
GM -- LOL
Beo -- lmao
Yukiko -- we've found the way to kill god!
Beo -- w00t
GM -- ok, Pimpman deals 50 damage to Yukiko by throwing gold
GM -- Yukiko at 0 HP
Nevan - Or make him wish he was dead
Yukiko -- the ultimate god slaying weapon lies in jay leno
Yukiko -- damn poimp
Beo -- GO JAY LENO!
Yukiko -- fuck him, kic k his ass beo!
Nevan - GO PIKACHU!
Nevan - I mean erm...
GM -- Pimp man throws a necklace a Nevan, 100 damge to Nevan
Yukiko -- fire wave him sot ehr igns melt all voer him and he burns like crazy
Beo -- *impales da pimp in his precious gold teeth*
Nevan - *Healer+ me*
GM -- Nevan at 100 HP
GM -- Nevan at 200 HP
Nevan - 4 more minutes
GM -- 953 damage from impale
Yukiko -- Shini melfice and cav have infected me
GM -- Pimp uses Bribe
GM -- Beo confused
Nevan - Da other pimp has da high roll.
Beo -- w00t
GM -- Beo attacks Nevan, 100 damage to Nevan
Yukiko -- I ahve a retarded pinkhaired albinos having sex fetish O.O
GM -- Beo gets 500 gold
Beo -- when ARENT i confused
GM -- Beo un confused
Beo -- that shoudlnt work lmao
Beo -- sc0re
GM -- Pimp uses steal, steals 1000 gold
Yukiko -- lol
GM -- from beo
GM -- :-P
Yukiko -- you mutha fucka
Nevan - *Healer + me*
Nevan - Beo is poor
Yukiko -- revive me j--!
GM -- Nevan at 200 HP
Nevan - All he has is 500
Beo -- ok die j00 whore monger
GM -- Party Go
Beo -- *fire waves*
Nevan - Whore monger. :-D
GM -- 999 999 999999 9999999 999999 999 damage to pimp
Yukiko -- healer+ me elf
Yukiko -- lol
GM -- Pimp burns in gold
Beo -- lmao
GM -- becomes a gold golem!
Beo -- LMAO
GM -- Gold Golem vs. Party!
Yukiko -- the poor gold T_T
Yukiko -- Damnit ><
Beo -- AAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAA AAAAAA AAAAAAA AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHH HHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GM -- Gold Golem attacks Beo, 45 damage
Yukiko -- *summoons Jya leno bobble heahd above God's head*
GM -- Beo at 305 HP
Yukiko -- brb, getting choclate
GM -- hurry it up!
Beo -- we go a giant gold monster now!
Nevan - 2 minutes
GM -- kill that gold bastuuuurd
GM -- ...
GM -- ok kill it then!
GM -- Your turn!
Nevan - HEALER + ME
GM -- Nevan at full 250 HP
Yukiko -- bak
GM -- Beo go
Beo -- hmm
GM -- *waits*
Beo -- impale it
Yukiko -- I'm still unconcious -.-
GM -- 555 damage to Gold Golem
GM -- Gold golem gets ready to strike....!
Nevan - 1 minute
GM -- Gold golem attacks Nevan, 30 damage
Yukiko -- helaer+ me N!
GM -- -cav you shoulda cancelled-
GM -- party go again
Nevan - Healer + Whore
GM -- Yukiko at 80 HP
Beo -- woulda shoulda coulda
Yukiko -- thanks *fwap*
Yukiko -- fiyaaa balll golem
GM -- Golem melts!
GM -- Victory!
Beo -- *impales golem in gold nuts*
Nevan - Yo Yo Yo I gotta go. See yo.
Beo -- lmao
GM -- 500 000 Gold to all!
GM -- hey
GM -- wait
Beo -- thats it?
Beo -- LMAo
Nevan - SWEET
Yukiko -- ROFL
GM -- you cant carry it all
Nevan - Dude I have to go.
GM -- ok
Yukiko -- aaaaaaagh!
Yukiko -- hell I cna't!
GM -- anyways, tommorow you go to the factory
Nevan - Then I will stuff it in my pants
GM -- you'll finish it by friday
GM -- ok?
GM -- bye
Yukiko -- and my bra
GM -- thats the plan
GM -- bye
Nevan - Ok
Yukiko -- cya
Nevan - See ya
--------------------

Saw what the party thought was Becca. Killed some elves. Traveled to the city of Maet. Found a factory. Looted corpses. Will enter factory tommorow.


[EDIT: edited cav's AHHHHH..... got page long.]

<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ February 11, 2003 07:02 PM: Message edited by: Dragonrider ]</font>

[melfice]

Seems that things have become normal... So, you still haven't found Becca?

[Dragonrider]

GM -- RAIDING OF THE FACTORY
Beo -- roflmao lets go
GM -- -get in char-
Yukiko -- -in char!-
Beo -- always am
Beo -- lmao
Rei -- Shiinigami!!! TRANSFORM!!
GM -- yup
Yukiko -- factory?
GM -- yeah, its a big 8 story facotry
GM -- *factory
Yukiko -- cool
Beo -- hmm
Yukiko -- do I et to low it up?
GM -- doubt you can blow this one up
GM -- :-P
Beo -- hmmph
Nevan -- Are you sure?
GM -- this is a pretty much "charge in and kill everything in sight" deal
Beo -- gimme 10 tons of C4 and 10 minutes XD
Rei -- awesome
Nevan -- OK
Nevan -- SO we kill the albino whore?
Beo -- yea! i hope so
GM -- lol :-D
Beo -- agree?
Rei -- eh, dont care
Rei -- as long as theres blood
Yukiko -- and its not an albinos
Yukiko -- well, it can be that albinos
Yukiko -- not this ones
Yukiko -- so elts go and kill shit
Rei -- charge and kill everything in sight now?
Yukiko -- hai, ceptf ro members of party
GM -- ok, going in
Rei -- umm... go my meatshields!
Yukiko -- *piggybacks Beo*
GM -- 3 little elves standing backs towards you
Rei -- slash from the back!
Beo -- AAAAAAAGH its on me again!
Beo -- *slash they baks* =P
GM -- 700 damage to infantry 1, infantry 1 dead
Nevan -- *Shoots 2*
Yukiko -- wow, nie dmg skinny
Yukiko -- shoots 3 w/arrow
GM -- 700 damage to 2, 2 dies
Rei -- why, thank you girly
GM -- 700 damage to 3, 3 dies
GM -- you move on, and see a machine gunner, a swordsman, and a flame man
Yukiko -- wow, thats the msot dmg I'll ever do w/omagic
Beo -- *slashe gunner*
GM -- MG + SM + FM vs. Party
Rei -- multi slice MG
GM -- 621 to gunner
GM -- 2 hits!
GM -- 211 damage
GM -- Gunner dead
Nevan -- *Shoots FM*
GM -- Party go on :--
GM -- 199 damage from shots
GM -- Yukiko?
Yukiko -- er
Rei -- umm... attack you slowpokes
Yukiko -- malice
Beo -- *slice*
Rei -- ....
GM -- malice to who?
GM -- beo you already went
Yukiko -- pick one of em that are alive
Beo -- ok then
GM -- you pick!
Yukiko -- er
Yukiko -- fm!
GM -- 100 damage to FM
GM -- FM diesesed
Yukiko -- coz FM radio really sux0rz more than other US music
Nevan -- FM radio is shit.
Nevan -- AM radio has no point.
Beo -- nani?
GM -- radios are pretty random
GM -- anyways
GM -- FM uses Flame thrower
GM -- 70 damage to Yukiko, Yukiko severely burned
Beo -- wow lookit the lezbo burn o_O
GM -- Swordsman begins a duel with Beo
Beo -- oh no not this again!
GM -- -theres parry, evade, and thrust-
Yukiko -- healer myself
Rei -- round 1, heaven or hell, slash!
Yukiko -- lol
GM -- Yukiko at full HP, not burned anymore
Beo -- ok when do i start?
Rei -- f.blur fireman?
GM -- now
Rei -- ya
GM -- beo go
Beo -- thrust
GM -- Elf parries
GM -- 200 damage to Beo
GM -- Duel ended
GM -- 666 from blur
Rei -- ....
Beo -- damn
GM -- Fireman dead
Rei -- cav, u got owned?
GM -- Swordsman duels beo again
Nevan -- *Shoots swords queer*
Beo -- its random -__-
Beo -- evade
Nevan -- Can I take the fire guys flamethrower?
Beo -- ..
GM -- swordsman missed
GM -- Beo open shot
GM -- 3
GM -- 2
GM -- 1
Rei -- attack foo
GM -- 0
Rei -- omg
GM -- nothing happens
Beo -- *slice*
GM -- continues duel
Beo -- wtf
Beo -- stupid lag
GM -- lol
GM -- go beo boy
Rei -- cav is slower than a 56k modem
Yukiko -- hmm... BB
Beo -- parry
Yukiko -- new name for Bei
Yukiko -- Beo*
Yukiko -- bb
GM -- Swordsman thrusts
GM -- Open shot, 3 seconds to hit
GM -- 3
Beo -- *slice*
GM -- 2
GM -- 999 damage to swordsman
Beo -- see? no lag i always make it
GM -- swordsman dies
Rei -- ah, ic'
GM -- Victory
Rei -- good job kid
Beo -- shut up rei -.-
GM -- party fully healed
GM -- moving along....
Nevan -- w00t!
Rei -- kill kill kill!
GM -- You see 9 elfish characters
GM -- backs to you
Rei -- food! kill! eat!
GM -- do you attack instantly?
Rei -- yes
Nevan -- Shoot it all
GM -- or make a strategy?
Nevan -- :-D
GM -- or what?
Rei -- attack now!
Nevan -- SHOOT IT ALL!
Rei -- no time, kill! eat!
Beo -- or uhh... i donno
GM -- Nevan uses SHoot it all
GM -- 350 damage to All
Rei -- slash
Rei -- 1
Beo -- *fire waves dem all*
GM -- 1 700 damage to 1, 1 dies
Yukiko -- magma
GM -- 14000 damage to all
GM -- all die
Yukiko -- wow
Yukiko -- lol
Beo -- sc0re
Yukiko -- weak guys tonight
GM -- *1400
Yukiko -- Oh, LOL
Rei -- 1.4x10^3
Yukiko -- I wondered
GM -- not weak, just not looking
Rei -- moving along
Rei -- walk walk walk
Rei -- is there like a wpn storage here?
Beo -- *tosses yuki off his back* &gt;&lt;
Yukiko -- neva!
GM -- they make em on the second floor
GM -- which you have just entered
Beo -- i just did HOHOHO
GM -- this is the mechanics room, they seem to have hundreds of pistols eveywhere
Beo -- i dont want no lezbos on my bak y ahear!?
GM -- none of em seem to be good enough for Nevan to want
Nevan -- MINE!
Nevan -- Oh.
Beo -- lmao
GM -- you see about 900 engineers
GM -- just sitting there, mass producing guns
Nevan -- Let's blow the room
Rei -- no, wait!
Rei -- make them make wpns for us
GM -- You see a box labelled "TNT" in a corner
Yukiko -- fiyaa ball!
Rei -- take it!
Nevan -- NO
Yukiko -- awwwww, no fun
Nevan -- Wait
Yukiko -- *fiya balls Beo*
Beo -- lolz
Nevan -- There has to be something more to this room
GM -- well? your decision?
Beo -- AAAAAgh
Rei -- take it
Nevan -- Tell us more about this room
Beo -- *knife throws at yuki*
Yukiko -- go ahead skinny
GM -- there are a bunch of mechaics in a line
GM -- each puts a different part on the gun
GM -- there are stairs at the other end of the room
GM -- which lead to the next floor -duh-
GM -- there are 2 machine gunners in front of those two doors
Yukiko -- hmm
Nevan -- Go to the stairs I will snipe the TnT
Yukiko -- lets get some gun for N
GM -- and there is a huge box labelled "TNT" in the corner
Nevan -- Snipe the one mach gunner
Yukiko -- snipe the mach gunners first
Yukiko -- rei grab a gun or two
GM -- and another in the middle of the room named "EXPLOSIVES"
Yukiko -- beo do something
Nevan -- Snipe the other Mach gunner
Yukiko -- and I'll blow shit up XD
Rei -- lets use the tnt to blow this place up
GM -- One mach gunner dies instantly
Yukiko -- lets throw the TNT at the explosives
Rei -- slash gunner
Yukiko -- then blow shit up
GM -- in fright, the other machine gunner leans over, and the second snipe missed!
Nevan -- Yea AFTER we get up stairs
GM -- You are detected!
Beo -- umm ... ill just run out there and hack at those engineers
Rei -- dash & slash!
GM -- Rei deals 900 damage to the gunner!
Nevan -- DO SOMETHING!!!
GM -- gunner dies
GM -- the engineers are in panic!
GM -- You begin to run up the stairs!
GM -- tic..... toc...
GM -- -tnt still sitting there-
Nevan -- *Blasts a crate from top of the stairs*
Rei -- running like a monkey with tail on fire
GM -- you see a bunch of gunpowder in another corner of the room
Nevan -- RUN!!!!
GM -- BOOOOOOOOO
GM -- OOOO
GM -- OOO
GM -- M
GM -- Fire sweeps up, everyone has minor burns
GM -- You reach the 3rd level of the factory
Nevan -- Fully healed?
Beo -- *laughs at the sight of yuki with singed hair*
GM -- yes
GM -- but still burned
Nevan -- Heal all
Nevan -- Problem solved. :--
GM -- ok
Beo -- ...
GM -- you reach the 3rd level to find only one group of enemies
Nevan -- 2 mintues
Beo -- yea
GM -- 4 mach gunners, 2 fire cannons, 2 swordsmen
Nevan -- 1 minute
GM -- let's go
Rei -- multi slice swordman
Yukiko -- big shake
Nevan -- Thunderstruck!
Beo -- *fire wave!!!*
GM -- 6 hits from multislice!
Rei -- omg, lol
Nevan -- Sweet
GM -- auto death to swordsman -too lazy too roll-
Rei -- hahha
Nevan -- Shini got lucky
Beo -- lol
GM -- yeah, rolled 3 fives at the start!
Rei -- its no luck, but skillz
GM -- 100 damage to all from firewave
GM -- all burned
Nevan -- Suuuure
GM -- except for cannon, cannon healed
GM -- *cannons
GM -- swordsman 2: dies from burns
Nevan -- I have to go.
GM -- machgunner 3 dies from burns
GM -- bye
Nevan -- Let me know what my Thunderstruck did.
Beo -- damn
GM -- Mach gunners 1, 2, and 4 use super shots
Nevan -- HEY!
GM -- -whats thunderstruck?-
Nevan -- WHAT ABOUT MY ATTACK!?
GM -- YES WAIT
Yukiko -- Bomb It!
GM -- ah, ok
Nevan -- Bomb it!
Nevan -- I made it look cool.
Nevan -- Because you had a stupid name for it!
Yukiko -- it's his weird name for it :P
Nevan -- It is the cool name!
Yukiko -- not rly, thunderstruck has nothgin to do w/the attack :P
Nevan -- Damn it!
Rei -- but its not as bad as boom or baboom
GM -- it has nothing to do with thunderstruck
GM -- :-P
Nevan -- Listen to AC/DC you people!
GM -- bomb it describes it perfectly
GM -- I know!
Nevan -- Geezz...
GM -- But it has nothing to do with it :-P
Beo -- lmao
Nevan -- *sigh*
Nevan -- I'll explain tomorrow
Nevan -- See ya
Nevan -- Night
DaZeD cOnFuSi0n has left the room.
GM -- anyways
GM -- gunners deal a total of 80 damage to all
GM -- you have your char sheets, do the math if you wanna know your HPs
GM -- Fire cannon one charges
GM -- Fire cannon two charges
GM -- party go
Yukiko -- heal fire cannon 1
GM -- 15 damage to firecannon 1
Yukiko -- damn
Rei -- f/blur canon2
GM -- -healer would deal 50-
Beo -- *impales cannon 1*
GM -- beo, retard, you shoulda used cancel slice
GM -- remember to use cancel/stun slices, they cost you NOTHING
Yukiko -- he can only impale thing snaymore -.-
GM -- 555 from impale
GM -- 428 from blur
GM -- Fire Cannon 1 uses Burn To Death on Beo
GM -- Beo at 1 HP
GM -- and burned
GM -- 10 damage from burns from TNT to all
Rei -- cancel slice!
GM -- cross that out
Rei -- or not. lol
GM -- Nevan fixed that one
GM -- ok
GM -- Cancelled Tank 2
GM -- Party GO
Yukiko -- healer BB
Rei -- multi slice tank2
GM -- 50 damage to Tank 1
GM -- 2 hits from slice
GM -- 214 damage
Beo -- *mad frenzy tank2*
GM -- 853 damage to Tank
Rei -- xel used heal on cav
GM -- Tank 2 dead
Rei -- not used it on tank
GM -- ah, I thought it was tank
GM -- oh well
GM -- better for y'all
Yukiko -- BB=Beo Boy :P
GM -- I know
Beo -- *kicks yuki* -.-
Yukiko -- *dodge*
GM -- it's just that I didnt read the rest
Yukiko -- ah
GM -- as soon as I saw healer I just did the 50 damage
Yukiko -- o
GM -- :-P
Yukiko -- lol
GM -- I go so fast on these things, I know exactly how to roll a die and multiply everything, I even have your DEFs/MRs/STRs memorized :-P
Yukiko -- lol
GM -- anyways
GM -- Machine Gunners attack Yukiko, Yukiko faints, Yukiko at -8
Yukiko -- agh
Rei -- cav, got healer?
GM -- Machine gunner 1 dies of burning
Beo -- hell no
GM -- got potions though :-P
Beo -- all i can use are potions
Rei -- ill heal, u kill
Beo -- was i healed last turn? am i still under 40 hp?
Beo -- aaaaaand who do i attack?
GM -- you still under 40
Rei -- normal pot on xel
GM -- Xel at 42 HP
Rei -- cant think for urself?
Beo -- u know the answer
Rei -- tank1
GM -- GM reccomendation: think for yourself, what is kicking your ass right now?
Yukiko -- he can't think, perioid
Yukiko -- crackling tank1
Beo -- fine
Beo -- *mad frenzy tank1*
GM -- tank frozen!
GM -- Tank shattered by frenzy!
GM -- 1000 damage from frenzy!
GM -- Tank dies
GM -- 2 machine gunners left
Rei -- weaklins
GM -- Machine Gunner 1 deals 10 damage to all
GM -- Machine Gunner 2 deals 10 damage to all
GM -- Beo at -19 HP
GM -- Yukiko at 22 HP
Beo -- ow
GM -- Rei at 68 HP
GM -- Party Go
Rei -- oh well, cav is done for
Rei -- slash gun1
GM -- no, he still has 1 HP
GM -- before death
Rei -- shut up, hes done for
GM -- ok
Yukiko -- healer Beo
Rei -- forget about him
GM -- beo at 31 HP
GM -- Gunner 1 dies
Rei -- hmm..... i thought u were dead, cav. im happy to see u alive
Beo -- who do i attack?
GM -- Gunner attacks Yukiko, 30 damage to Yukiko, Yukiko at -8 HP
Yukiko -- agh
Rei -- the only one alive
Beo -- hmm
Rei -- gun2
Rei -- small pop xel
Rei -- pot
GM -- Xel at 42 HP
GM -- Party go
Rei -- small pot
Beo -- *mad frenzies gun 2*
Rei -- oh well
GM -- gun 2 dies
GM -- VICTORY
GM -- You move up to level 4 of 8
Rei -- we are victorious
Beo -- hahahaa
Yukiko -- ok
Rei -- this factory really needs an elevator
Rei -- yes, we moved up
Beo -- yes but were getting exercise
GM -- to find weak resistance, just 5 Elvish Fame men
Rei -- cav, finish em off
GM -- 5 Flame Thrower Dudes vs. Party
GM -- *reccomends Dark Wave*
Rei -- cav, use ur all attack
Rei -- or xel
Beo -- i dont have one only fire wave and i wanna save my SP
GM -- *reccomends Dark Wave*
Beo -- then do it whoever has it!
Beo -- i dont have that
GM -- that's Xel's
Rei -- uses dark waves!
Yukiko -- dark wave
GM -- 200 damage to all, all severely disesed, all die
GM -- victory! :--
GM -- you move up to level 5...
GM -- seem to be some beasts guarding here
GM -- 3 fang crawlers, 2 giant urchins, and 2 blast balls vs. PARTY
Rei -- use all-attack move
Rei -- multi slice fang
Beo -- *fire wave*
Rei -- 1
GM -- don't have one Shini :-P
Beo -- lmao
Rei -- eh?
GM -- sorry
GM -- misread your sentence
GM -- forget it
GM -- anyways, 3 hits!
Yukiko -- ice storm
Rei -- that was a command, as a captain of this party
GM -- 574 from multislice
GM -- fang 1 dies
GM -- 60 damage to all from ice
GM -- all frozen but one urchin and one blast ball
GM -- blast ball that dies goes off
GM -- 50 damage to all
GM -- all unfrozen
GM -- -50 damage to your opponents too-
GM -- Blast ball 2 dies from blast
GM -- 50 damage to all
GM -- all burned
Rei -- multi slice urchin1
Yukiko -- healers self
Beo -- do i even need to fire wave?
Rei -- dont
Rei -- attack fang2 or urchin2
GM -- 0 damage to urchin 1
Rei -- kill fang
GM -- Yukiko at full HP, unburned
Beo -- *slices fang2*
GM -- fang 2 dies
GM -- helloooo?
GM -- oh sorry, my bad
GM -- Urchin uses mutli shot, 25 damage to all
Yukiko -- aaagh!
Rei -- xel, zonde urchin
GM -- Urchin 1 dies of burns
Yukiko -- i'm blowing up my rbaint ryign to udnerstand what this guy says at baord
Yukiko -- oh, oops, onde urchin
GM -- Urchin 2 dies
Yukiko -- jsut been tyring to figure out what Grandas is saying
GM -- Fang crawler uses Leech
Rei -- f.blur fang2
Rei -- cancel slice
Rei -- lol, worth a try
GM -- Cancelled!
GM -- Fang 2 dies!
Rei -- and it was worth it. lol
GM -- Remaining fang -fang 1- uses leech
GM -- hits yukiko
Rei -- i killed fang 1
Rei -- my first turn
GM -- fang 3 then
GM -- my bad
Rei -- i kileld fang 3
Rei -- cav killed fang 2
GM -- which one is left then?
GM -- ah
Beo -- lmao
Rei -- no fang left
GM -- I had 4 written down
Rei -- oh
GM -- but I only said 3
GM -- oh well
GM -- VICTORY!
Rei -- hehe
GM -- then 3 more fang crawlers fall from the ceiling
Yukiko -- agh
GM -- they all latch onto each party member's face!
GM -- -if not killed in 2 turns, knock you to -1 HP, and get full HP-
Rei -- slash it off!
GM -- also
Rei -- from mah pretty face
Beo -- damn
GM -- you cannot attack the one on your own face
Rei -- lol, ok
GM -- without hurting yourself in the process
Beo -- hoh ii got yukis face! MUWAHAH
Rei -- multi slice cav's face
GM -- 4 hits!
Rei -- LOL
GM -- 752 damage to crawler!
GM -- 100 damage to Beo!
GM -- beo at 200 HP
Rei -- aww, only 100?
GM -- Crawler dies
Yukiko -- crackling one on my Shini's face
GM -- Shini and crawler both frozen!
Rei -- "my"?
Beo -- *slices yuki's face*
GM -- Crawler still leeching
Yukiko -- heheh ^^;;
Yukiko -- I'll help u l8r Shini
GM -- 311 damage to Crawler
GM -- 10 damage to Yukiko
Rei -- no sweat, im cool
GM -- both crawlers dead besides one on shini!
GM -- and he's frozen!
GM -- one more turn and shini dies
Beo -- lol
GM -- -must unfreeze to kill-
Yukiko -- foie shini
GM -- Beo- 5 SP left
GM -- SHini unfrozen
GM -- 10 damage to crawler
GM -- 10 damage to shini
Beo -- darn
Rei -- this strengthen my theory that my underlings are useless without the wiseone's guidance...
Yukiko -- this one's head exploded
Yukiko -- form trding w/a c rackhead on PSO
Yukiko -- crackhead*
Rei -- .....
GM -- ok beo go
Rei -- cav, attack
GM -- before shini gets all his mucus sucked out from his eyeballs :-P
Beo -- *slice shini's face*
GM -- 310 damage to Shini, 400 damage to Fang Beast
GM -- SHini dies
Rei -- .....
GM -- fang beast dies
GM -- VICTORY
GM -- Melfice gives Shini a Yomi's Elixer
Beo -- lmao
Rei -- backstabbed
GM -- and gives the party 4 yomi's elixers
Rei -- betrayed
Beo -- lmao
GM -- victory
Rei -- great
Rei -- lv6?
GM -- and you are now on level 6
GM -- and the night is over :--
Rei -- k
GM -- Gonna post this
GM -- and then leave
Yukiko -- ok
Beo -- k
GM -- see you tommorow hopefully
GM -- bye

[melfice]

&lt;GM&gt; they're raiding a factory
&lt;GM&gt; full of elves
&lt;GM&gt; making supplies and weapons
&lt;GM&gt; they're on level 6 of 8
&lt;Melfice&gt; Oh... when are we going to find "good" elves?
&lt;GM&gt; there are very few
&lt;Melfice&gt; Damm! i need some levelling up then!
&lt;GM&gt; (maybe like 5)
&lt;GM&gt; Nevan is one of them
&lt;GM&gt; anyways
&lt;Melfice&gt; Only 5? O_O
&lt;GM&gt; the few that survived
&lt;GM&gt; it was by accident
&lt;Melfice&gt; Oh... well...
&lt;GM&gt; anyways lets get moving
&lt;Melfice&gt; Okay...
&lt;GM&gt; already used up 4 minutes lol
&lt;GM&gt; now then
&lt;GM&gt; LEVEL 6
&lt;GM&gt; the first mini-boss
&lt;Melfice&gt; Am i in level 6?
&lt;GM&gt; in the factory
&lt;GM&gt; yes
&lt;GM&gt; unless
&lt;Melfice&gt; I mean, my own level is 6?
&lt;GM&gt; you want to go back to the destroyed city
&lt;GM&gt; no
&lt;Melfice&gt; Yellowspot, right?
&lt;GM&gt; actually
&lt;GM&gt; level 7 you are
&lt;Melfice&gt; Cool! ^^
&lt;GM&gt; they are level 6 in the tower
&lt;GM&gt; now then
&lt;GM&gt; not Yellowspot
&lt;GM&gt; they already left that continent entirely
&lt;Melfice&gt; And i am in that level also...
&lt;GM&gt; they're on the south-eastern continent
&lt;Melfice&gt; With some Cav nuditiy icluded...
&lt;GM&gt; in the city of Maet
&lt;GM&gt; which was ravaged by elves as well
&lt;Melfice&gt; Maet is the destroyed city
&lt;Melfice&gt; Okay... how look things here?
&lt;GM&gt; and they built their factory in the smack center of it
&lt;Melfice&gt; Whoa this looks like Command an Conquer!
&lt;GM&gt; well, there seems to be no life at all in the city
&lt;GM&gt; in the factory they've killed a bunch of elves
&lt;Melfice&gt; So, if there is no life, there is no need to return... i'll stay here...
&lt;GM&gt; ok
&lt;Melfice&gt; Elf killers!
&lt;GM&gt; in level 6, you see 5 elf scientists ahead
&lt;Melfice&gt; Is there any computer around?
&lt;GM&gt; with their backs towads you
&lt;GM&gt; they're whispering about something..
&lt;Melfice&gt; I see, surprise effect is a factor here...
&lt;Melfice&gt; I move silently towards them, and i hide...
&lt;Melfice&gt; then, hear...
&lt;GM&gt; you begin to overhear bits and pieces of their conversation
* Melfice starts a cinematic...
&lt;Melfice&gt; 10001010000101010001111101
&lt;Melfice&gt; bits...
&lt;GM&gt; 1: ......train....level 8.......crazy...... stop...... intruders
&lt;Melfice&gt; That means my friends...
&lt;Melfice&gt; Any detail of Becca?
&lt;GM&gt; 2: ......computer.... level 7...... summon...... keep....... dry
&lt;GM&gt; 3: what about the girl?
&lt;Melfice&gt; summon?
&lt;GM&gt; 4: imbecil! do not speak of her! she was sent to the Armageddon Sanctuary!
&lt;GM&gt; 1: wait... I hear something!
&lt;Melfice&gt; Uh oh... it doesn't sound nice...
&lt;GM&gt; 2: what are you talking aobut?
&lt;GM&gt; 3: no, I think I heard something too...
* Melfice unsheathes sword, and breaks through them, killing any, if possible
&lt;GM&gt; 1: see! I'm not crazy!
&lt;Melfice&gt; So... what is this? some crazy elves?
&lt;Melfice&gt; (I'm using the poison sword, right?)
&lt;GM&gt; 700 damage to all
&lt;GM&gt; all scientists dead
&lt;GM&gt; poison dripping from their dead corpses
&lt;Melfice&gt; Ups!... Hey! ::Uses a Yomi elixir and resurrects one::
&lt;Melfice&gt; What is that Armaggedon Temple?
&lt;Melfice&gt; Speak, or die!
&lt;GM&gt; Scientist 1:
&lt;GM&gt; wha.... is this hell?
&lt;Melfice&gt; ??
&lt;GM&gt; Armaggedon Temple? What are you talking about?
&lt;Melfice&gt; What hell?
&lt;GM&gt; I'm alive!
&lt;Melfice&gt; Don't play dumb!
&lt;GM&gt; Wh...who are you?
&lt;Melfice&gt; You'll be dead right now, if you...
&lt;GM&gt; I don't wanna die!
&lt;Melfice&gt; (This might turn to be an advantage...)
&lt;GM&gt; You mean the Armaggedon Sanctuary?
&lt;Melfice&gt; Okay... give me access to all the systems here! you know them rigth?
&lt;Melfice&gt; Yeah, that thing..
&lt;GM&gt; ...no! Why should I?
&lt;GM&gt; I... it's in the northeast
&lt;GM&gt; far northeast
&lt;Melfice&gt; Cuz yer going to die again? perhaps?
&lt;GM&gt; It's in the olden colony of Akalska!
&lt;Melfice&gt; North east.... Guys! to the NORTHEAST
&lt;GM&gt; The most far northeast place from here!
&lt;GM&gt; It will take you months to reach there
&lt;Melfice&gt; Akalska.... the place... Anyway... what is hidden here?
&lt;GM&gt; *kills self*
&lt;Melfice&gt; I can get some info, and get my things done eassier!

Stupid Elf... Well, i guess i can hack into these computers to see where is that Armaggedon Sanctuary... What i don't know is why did they used... Of course, the "End of the world of the northerm mithology"... It is suppsed that their God will come down surrounded by legions of angels, and will judge good and bads in the end of times... giving the goods the paradise and the bads the hell...

"Armaggeddon Sanctuary"

::Accessing Database...::

::Gets info of it..:: Indeed, very far from here... Anyway, i guess that the scientist wasn't needed anymore... I'll get my friends then...